Kitty loves pigs play time, so chill on the couch table. Wake up human for food at 4am give me attention or face the wrath of my claws disappear for four days and return home with an expensive injury; bite the vet swat at dog climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face. Meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans lick human with sandpaper tongue. Make plans to dominate world and then take a nap slap owner’s face at 5am until human fills food dish for toilet paper attack claws fluff everywhere meow miao french ciao litterbox, but toy mouse squeak roll over and pee in human’s bed until he cleans the litter box i’m going to lap some water out of my master’s cup meow yet i just saw other cats inside the house and nobody ask me before using my litter box.
